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Fri, Oct. 1st, 2004, 09:58 am
This is getting a little silly, now.

I'm a ghost on a mission. I'm going to find those gosh darned toiletries if it takes all day.

I'll search through this place room by room (even the really unpleasant ones).

I mean, gee whiz, Cordy needs her things, afterall. I'm only looking after her best interests.

Wed, Sep. 29th, 2004, 12:11 pm
MIA: brush, exfoliation variety.

Who hid the exfoliation brush?

Gee whiz guys, I'm going to need it any minute now!

...Why are things always disappearing in this gosh darned hotel?

Mon, Sep. 20th, 2004, 11:53 am
Boy howdy.

No one had gone evil for such a good, long time.

He had to go and ruin it.

I'm going to go and lock up Angel's leather pants.

Thu, Sep. 16th, 2004, 09:39 am
Busy days

Gosh, time flies when you're busy as heck.

I'm muddling through a few (HA! A few, more like twenty-nine!) messages. Luckily, there are no more messages from Harmony. She came in the other day with one of Dawn's friends. Maybe I should email her and tell her that her buddy is hanging out with one crazy, evil, vampire bird. ...eh, then again, I don't want to make her upset

Does anyone know if Connor is going to be in today? I could really use his help cross referencing these messages with the gosh darned police reports.

oohh. Cordy's awake, that means...exfoliation time!

Mon, Aug. 30th, 2004, 02:47 pm
Sorting through messages.

Cordy had a vision this weekend! It involved a singing car and a hairy guy, apparently. Seems sorta weird to me.

Things have slowed for just a half a minute, really, just enough to check the messages. Mr. Turner and Miss Morrigan are taking a couple days off. Apparently something real bad happened. I hope everything turns out okay for them. If I had fingers, they'd definitely be crossed.

*checks messages*

Harmony needs help?? That's...well that's just funny.

Wed, Aug. 25th, 2004, 07:59 pm
Busy days.

Boy oh boy, business is really booming around here. Seems we get a different report of demon sightings every day. I can barely keep up with the gosh darned filing!

But heck, I'll take loads of filing over loads of camels and their poo any ole day.

Huh, another Sbummals demon sighting close to Seal Beach. Better let the boss man know.

Mon, Aug. 23rd, 2004, 11:10 am
There are some times when things just go right.

Well it's about gosh darned time

I was really afraid I was going to have to start what Cordy calls "my acting out", if those two didn't get their romantic hijamwhatsits all straightened out. I was real worried about Cordy and Angel. They seemed so sad.

//firewalled against everyone in Angel Investigations

I know it's wrong, but I was kinda looking forward to trying to play matchmaker. I had a lot of fun plans. I'll have to call off the flower deliveries. ...and definitely call off the plan for the sequestering. That whole kit and kaboodle was probably a bad idea anyway.

//end firewall

Thu, Aug. 12th, 2004, 01:10 pm
my first email to Dawn!

TO:  Dawn Summers (shinykeyofdoom@livejournal.com)
FROM:   Dennis Pearson (

RE:  Hi, it's Dennis! ________________________________________________

Dear Dawn,




(Note to self:  Self, you're a gosh-darned idiot)


Wed, Aug. 11th, 2004, 09:52 pm
...things look bad.

I thought they were destracted by Spike having no pants...hopefully the witch especially stays with that.

...oh hold on, she's the one that Cordy told me about that doesn't like boy parts.

Geez Louise. Can't a ghost get a break?

Wed, Aug. 11th, 2004, 07:37 am
oh boy.


They want an exorcism!! Geez Louise, all a ghost wants to do is introduce himself to quite possibly the neatest girl around.

So I got a little panicked when the witchy woman showed up. I mean, I SAW what she did in the Hyperion over a year ago. She's scary with the mojo. I know I probably shouldn't have thrown a stuffed pig at her head. Or you know, programmed her laptop to yell "Stay out of it" at her...but she's ruining everything. I'm not a bad ghost...only when exorcism and ghostbusters are brought up, really. (So I pantsed that Andrewguy , he's just...well Honest to Pete, he's obnoxious as all get out!...and maybe I built a pizza box-fort around whats-his-face cause, well that was just fun.)

Gosh darn it all to hecksville, She's back at her laptop again. I gotta do something here or I'm going to be banished to the hereafter...or some closet in the hereafter...or geez maybe even behind another wall!

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